Conan O'Brien - The Monorail Song lyrics

[Lyle Lanley] Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail! What'd I say? [Ned Flanders] Monorail! [Lyle Lanley] What's it called? [Patty and Selma] Monorail! [Lyle Lanley] That's right! Monorail! [Miss Hoover] I hear those things are awfully loud... [Lyle Lanley] It glides as softly as a cloud [Apu] Is there a chance the track could bend? [Lyle Lanley] Not on your life, my Hindu friend [Barney] What about us brain-dead slobs? [Lyle Lanley] You'll be given cushy jobs [Abe] Were you sent here by the devil? [Lyle Lanley] No, good sir, I'm on the level [Wiggum] The ring came off my pudding can [Lyle Lanley] Take my pen knife, my good man I swear it's Springfield's only choice Throw up your hands and raise your voice! [All] Monorail! [Lyle Lanley] What's it called? [All] Monorail! [Lyle Lanley] Once again... [All] Monorail! [Marge] But Main Street's still all cracked and broken... [Bart] Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! [All] Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! [Homer] Mono...d'oh!