ComedyShortsGamer - "I Burnt Down My House" Freestyle lyrics

[Intro: ComedyShortsGamer] Okay, this is Deji freestyle Just make sure you're not too close to your screen, okay? Cause I don't wanna burn your face off, from the fire I'm about to spit, Okay? You can't sue me if you get a burnt face, I've warned you You can't sue, otherwise we're gonna have an issue, alright? Okay, let's go [Verse 1: ComedyShortsGamer] Listen, the name is Deji k**ing fools with various tools and giving wedgies Yeah, I'ma spit fire lyrically Every word I spit makes you lose your face imagery If you mess with me I'll make you look like Danny Brown And just like your mother, I'll make your a** bend down Make you look like a disgrace Make you change your race Make you find a hiding place Loving girls is my pa**ionate confession Wicked truth is slowing down my succession Yeah, I have a few friends I can hold them by tweezers Cause the people I know are back-stabbers and mouth breathers People say I'm a white boy in black skin Man shut up, I'll punch you, like a Shaolin, yeah But just listen, that was just the first verse I'm coming at you, just like a muzzerwerse Not a word, I know Just be quiet it's a freestyle Yes, alright, friends come and go, just like a trend [Verse 2: ComedyShortsGamer] An issue I struggle with is having such a big penis Girls walk into me and say I'm such a s** genius Wait, that's not an issue that's destiny At this rate I'm gonna need that vasectomy Yeah, it's okay if you call me a dick Wait no, that's a typo, people call me sick Just listen, alright, okay? I'm about to go in this time, alright There's a movie about my s** life, Interstellar It's about my s** journey when I went interstellar If you know what I'm saying, interstellar, "into stella" Yes, I'ma spit fire everyday Come at you, thinking you're me? Nah, you're gay Nah, just shut up b**h I'ma hurt you Thinking you're cool, b**h, it's your curfew Alright, leave me alone This is freestyle Deji, for the fourth time or third time MC Deji going into the third verse [Verse 3: ComedyShortsGamer] YouTube is a place of many, various things Of a place of various things And a place of various things I know it's various things Come at me if you wanna fight me I will hurt you just like Bruce Lee When he went against Chuck Norris Giving him a punch in the stomach making him bleed Chuck Norris died that day, yes Bruce Lee is still alive that's bless Come at me I'ma hurt you like mess Just like your mother I'ma hurt you like dress That dress she wore last night Yeah I ripped it with my dick, thinking she was kalphite Yeah, I know right, what am I saying? I'ma come at you like a freaking ninja in a hurricane Yes I understand, I'm not saying anything that makes sense You need to understand the thing, is two things at once, intertwining above If you want me, I'ma hurt you like a glove Yes, double entendre, I say many Yes, I said like too many today, it's twenty If you want me, you're gonna have to come near me This has been Deji, yes MC Deji, What?!