You're so kind, you're so sweet I'm inclined to sweep you right off your feet You may blush, but it's true You deserve the best and I deserve to give it to you To that end I've the means Born of years perfecting intricate schemes If it works out this once We'll be sipping margaritas in a matter of months Is it risky, maybe Is it legal, maybe not When your middle name is danger There's no room for second thoughts If they catch me it's game over If they don't then we're home free Is it theft? Well not quite Just financial sleight of hand when done right Take a look in the garage It's equipped for simple hacking up to espionage I'm discreet, I'm covert And I promise that no one will get hurt I've said all that I dare To protect us both from jeopardy I'd better stop there It's too late to turn back now And high time to disappear Our troubles will soon be past So think of me fondly dear If by some unlikely chance I don't live to see this through Remember me with a smile I did all of it for you