Colonel Claypool's Bucket Of Bernie Brains - Junior lyrics

Yee Haw! Look at him go Look at that sonab**h go! There is a boy named Junior Playing Uncle Sam Got a master plan Like Vietnam Don't give a good goddamn about Saddam Gonna drink his oil right out the can Look at him go Throwing cash around like it's made of dirt God made dirt and dirt don't hurt Gets that monkey on the back of his shirt Once that 10-40 starts to spurt Look at him go Quite an interesting situation you all have there I'm not sure if he's mad Or slightly off center It's amusing from my perspective In sort of a frightening way Look at him go Now if you give him half a chance He'll surely impress you with his dance Maybe even reach on down in your pants Give you some greasy ol' romance Look at him go