When Jesus saw the pain Of the things done in his name He packed his suitcase and his golf clubs Filled his pockets full of grain He said "To hell with all of this" Then he blew a farewell kiss To be all knowing is quite stressful While ignorance is bliss Ignorance is bliss Straight from the video store Billy's marching off to war I heard they called our Lady Liberty A greasy little who*e Well the market's on the boil We're down a couple quarts of oil The President's reacting Like an old near-sighted mohel I'll see you on the other side As our heads implode from blind pride Try to remember these words: Ignorance is bliss (x3) Try to remember this: Ignorance is bliss