Verse 1: I logged on to YouTube today To check my comments to see what it should say I was shocked by the haters I saw floating around So here's some of the comments that I found: First of all u are haribile Ew wat was that ungly thing it looks like a fat nolife Your not atriative yur very agly Yo lips fat den a b**ch yo s**t look like to salmon patties (Spoken: What?) She's tertible not funny at all, what a silly gootse You are sutch a freeck and I'm not going to sub to you (Okay) Are you insain, Werido, you s** That's what it is OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH your ugley as f**k Chorus: Reading mean comments is fun to do Feeling worse about myself all because of you But the joke's on you, so keep saying "I want you k**sd" 'Cuz your comments make me money, and you're paying my bills Doo-doo-doo-doo-di-di-di-di (Spoken: Let's read some more, shall we?) Verse 2: Happy s** your bu*t (Spoken: Nice) Omg your dumb as f**k I'm sorry but dat be a stupid bish Dear God, give us back Hitler because at least he was better then this (Spoken: Wow) s** my dick it'll make your lips big for sure (Spoken: I think I'll pa**) I hatte you, you are so dumm wh**re Go to space and take your helmet off b**ch, your vagina smells like cat food and u can't sing or s**t (Spoken: Actually I have a very healthy pooping schedule, 3 times a day mother trucker) (Repeat Chorus) Doo-doo-doo-doo-di-di-di-di-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-di-di-di-di-yeah, your comments make me money and you're paying my bills