Colleen Ballinger - Christmas Haters lyrics

[Spoken] Recently I've noticed that there's a lot of anger in the world on the internet Which is understandable There's a lot of things to be angry about in our world today We've got things like wars, d**h, hate But that's not why people are mad They're mad because I decorated for Christmas too early for their liking [Intro] People are really mad at me cause I put up my Christmas tree Yes, it's November first, but I want Santa to come early There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but people seem to disagree And by disagree, I mean they are really really really f**ing pissed at me [Spoken] Seriously, they're so mad Let me show you [Verse 1 & (Spoken)] I recently posted a photo Of my nutcracker king "I hate you, you decorute do early" "You are do annoying" What do you think of my hairband? It makes me look like an elf "Disrespect for our soldiers and Thanksgiving" "Go smack yourself" I put up lots of twinkle lights And if filled my heart with glee "So you plan to eat Thanksgiving" "By your Christmas tree?" (Yes, b**h!) [Chorus] It makes me happy to have Christmas lights And garland everywhere I'm all smiles, so say what you want Cause I don't really care It doesn't affect you at all if my house Is covered in red and green And, honestly, it's kind of dumb that it offends you So you can go s** my ween [Spoken] Seriously, guys This is a real problem we're having in the world today People are pissed But you know what? I think that no matter what holiday you celebrate You should be able to decorate whenever you want And if that pisses people off Well, they need to get a new hobby [Verse 2 & (Spoken)] I posted a photo of my Christmas wreath I covered it in tinsel and tulle "Are you insane? It's just November" "So stop trying to be cool" How do you like my Christmas scarf? I made it with sparkly yarn "What the he'll? It's not even December yet" "Go calm your farm" (What?) I love walking around in public In my cute little Santa hat "What about the people that don't even celebrate Christmas?" "Have you ever thought about that?" (Nope) [Chorus] It makes me happy to have Christmas lights And garland everywhere I'm all smiles, so say what you want Cause I don't really care It doesn't affect you at all if my house Is covered in red and green And, honestly, it's kind of dumb that it offends you So you can go s** my ween [Outro] Go s** my ween If you don't like my Christmas tree Go s** my ween If you think I decorate too early Go s** my ween If you don't like my Christmas glee Go s** my ween Cause Christmas makes me happy