When you're hanging with a friend you don't see very much You know the kind You see them once every year for coffee or brunch And you struggle really hard to think of things to talk abo-out Oooh So you talk about the weather, and pretend that you care When she said tried something new with her hair So you fake a smile but then the worst thing in the world happened Oooh This awful thing also happens when you're in an Uber It's also very common when you're with strangers on an elevator So brace yourself because this awful thing is about to occur *silence* It's awkward silence It's the worst thing in the world When you go to your friend's house and you're hanging with them And you're having lots of fun and then their parents come in But suddenly your friend decides to leave the room Oh no You small talk with the parents for a minute or two But that doesn't last long and you don't know what to do And you know what's coming next so you pray your friend will come back and save you Mmm This awful thing also happens when you're in an Uber It's also very common when you're with strangers on an elevator So brace yourself because this awful thing is about to occur *silence* It's awkward silence I would rather have a hangnail I would rather date your mom I would rather get a papercut or lick a bathroom stall Anything is better than awkward silence I would rather watch Dawson`s Creek I would rather eat your poo I would rather not skip the ad on YouTube Anything is better than awkward silence I would rather step in ice cube puddles while wearing socks I would rather use my nails on a chalkboard instead of chalk Anything is better than awkward silence I would rather have diarrhea I would rather watch my parents hum I would rather listen to Nickelback or hang out with Trump Actually, I don't think I'd rather do that one. No. Almost anything is better than awkward *pause* Silence