Colin Buchanan - Handyman lyrics

John came home with a good idea "Going to build you a brand new kitchen dear." So he rebuilt the cupboards Ripped up the floor Smashed up the sink Re-hung the door Now it's 10-times worse than it was before. Anyone can be a handyman ... Alex and his brother Paul Put a power point in the wall A simple job, no need for brains They wired it up, turned on the mains Now all that's left are charred remains Anyone can be a handyman ... If you've got a hammer and electric drill, You don't need money And you don't need sk** Do it for the fun Do it for the thrill Anyone can be a handyman Robby had a roof that leaked It shook and groaned and flapped and creaked, So he hired a ladder Bought some tin And promptly caved the whole lot in And now he lives in a caravan! Anyone can be a handyman If you've got a hammer and electric drill, You don't need money And you don't need sk** Do it for the fun Do it for the thrill Anyone can be a handyman Richard thought he'd build a shed He had the plans all in his head He put it up and was proud to say It was built to last but the very next day A southerly blew the thing away Anyone can be a handyman If you've got a hammer and electric drill, You don't need money And you don't need sk** Do it for the fun Do it for the thrill Anyone can be a handyman If you've ripped the lino Scratched the wall Chipped the bath Flooded the hall Fallen off ladders Spilt the pain Nearly made the missus faint And seldom exercised restraint Then you must surely be a handyman If you've got a hammer and electric drill, You don't need money And you don't need sk** Do it for the fun Do it for the thrill Anyone can be a handyman