Cole Rad - b**h I'm Cookin' lyrics

[Verse 1: ColeRad] Lamar thought he was a tough guy He had a girl she was kind of shy He took her to waffle house Little did he know he would run into his spouse She was sitting in the corner with a tall man He a had mustache with a name tag that read Stan Oh man, god damn Lamar remembered about his side girl who said Lamar whats wrong I thought you was hungry can we sit down All of a sudden Lamar and his wife locked eyes and sh** was about to go down She was with a man, he was with a woman Even the waitress knew what was boomin' Lamar said it's nothing babe it just smells so good Come on lets sit down and lets get some food So the naughty couple sat down The waitress saw Lamar with a queasy frown Lamar yelled hey watch where your eyes are lookin' And then she said three magical words [Hook] b**h I'm cookin' (I know how to cook) b**h I'm cookin' (Cookin' ain't easy) b**h I'm cookin' (I'm cooking' everyday of my life) b**h I'm cookin' (Cookin' everyday of my life) [Verse 2: GMC] Rolled in smooth in my f**ing Chevy And I drop four fifty on your motherf**ers record Pulled out with my capital levy Cause I spend so much money cookin it up with the heavens And I feel like you don't need to know me Cause I f**ed your sister Jody last night And she be cheating on me every damn night Now at Dennys Now she's so dirty I can't even be cooking I can't even take one last looking I wish I was cook-a-booking But for another hoe Now my body's all mirty With your flirty That I can't even see past your big turties Man G I can't even see my bars be spilling My last rose schemes man I missed so yo f** yo hoe a** b**h n***a titties Thats why I love the cooking at Dennys And I eat plenty [Hook] b**h I'm cookin' (I know how to cook) b**h I'm cookin' (Cookin' ain't easy) b**h I'm cookin' (I'm cooking' everyday of my life) b**h I'm cookin' (Cookin' everyday of my life) [Verse 3: ColeRad] Lamar left the waffle house feeling good Probably a little more than he really should He was walking up to his car His girl wrapped up under his arm He pulled out the keys to unlock the door But there was his wife creeping like a crow She got in his face talking sh** then came Stan Driving up in the parking lot in a van He pulled out a four five Shot Lamar's girl in the spine But you know theres more when a white man doing the crime He beat her with a hammer Picked her up Threw her over his shoulder Then slammed her The wife was freaking Lamar not speaking Stan standing there In the blood that was leaking The waitress saw the whole thing go down From a little window in the Waffle House She turned around and grabbed a pot She was a little shooken but the she said b**h I'm cookin' [Hook] b**h I'm cookin' (I know how to cook) b**h I'm cookin' (Cookin' ain't easy) b**h I'm cookin' (I'm cooking' everyday of my life) b**h I'm cookin' (Cookin' everyday of my life) [Verse 4: GMC] Little did you know I throw the flow I once put twenty fours On my four door I once had gold plated forties That fit real nice with my shorties I really did like this flow But I'm gonna change it up real slow This rap can't be done This b**h can't be won There is nothing that can be done I wish I didn't cheat on my wife I wish I didn't f** up my life I wish I didn't k** that b**h It really was me that k**ed that b**h sh** Now I'm motherf**ing cookin' at Dennys Im so f**ing depressed I might as well die Just keep cookin' [Hook] b**h I'm cookin' (I know how to cook) b**h I'm cookin' (Cookin' ain't easy) b**h I'm cookin' (I'm cooking' everyday of my life) b**h I'm cookin' (Cookin' everyday of my life) [Outro] x2 When you think your done (just start cookin') If it ain't fun (just start cookin') When you meet a hun (just start cookin') If you ain't got none (just start cookin') When you make it swish (just start cookin') Did you f** a b**h (just start cookin') Don't it smell like fish (just start cookin') Want to make a dish (just start cookin') [Conversation]