Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I have a story to tell you, of one's slow decline, Where a girl yanked on the strings, to break this man's heart, Oh lord, I think I deserve a little better than this, I think I've earned it, So I'll just keep humming this song and hope you follow. Turn me over, roll me 'round, To find the truth that I don't want found, Oh, don't believe everything you hear, I'm the snake waiting for you, dear, And eventually you'll come to me, I know you will. Oh, I know you will. Your lipstick crazy, I make my pa**, The drink turns over, the gla** smashed, And with the kindness of my smarts, I replace your pleasure with a friend at the bottom. Turn me over, roll me 'round, To find the truth that I don't want found, Oh, don't believe everything you hear, I'm the snake waiting for you, dear, And eventually you'll come to me, I know you will. It's my fate to be your biggest mistake, oh oh Oh, I'll tell you all you want to hear until you sleep. I know you will... Oh goodnight, oh goodnight, Fair Lady. Turn me over, roll me 'round, To find the truth that I don't want found, Oh, don't believe everything you hear, I'm the snake waiting for you, dear, And eventually you'll come to me. And eventually you'll come to me. We can agree to disagree, Maybe that was you then, and now this is me, Eventually you'll come to me, baby, I know you will.