Stopped off at the store for some chips and salsa Salt and limes and some frozen enchiladas Had planned a fiesta for me and my baby Was gonna have it all ready when she pulled into the driveway But dang now wouldn't you know Yeah I got everything but the Cuervo gold So I jumped into the car Drove down to grandaddy's barn And got a couple mason jars And poured that bootleg in the blender And bout halfway through the dinner We forgot we didn't remember The Spanish we learned back in school We were dancin' the macarena In our hillbilly cantina Me and my country girl senorita Drinkin' moonshine margaritas Might a been the jalapenos might a been the roses I'm not sure what it was all that I know is She leaned 'cross the table in the candlelight Said you aint made me feel like this in a long time Then she raised her gla** and said Baby it's goin' straight to my head If you're thinkin' what I think Let's have us another drink Then she gave me a little wink You look good enough to eata My bonita mamasita Do what to my frijoles Holy guacamole Let's pour the bootleg in the blender Forget about the dinner And the fact we don't remember The Spanish we learned back in school Let's dance the macarena In our hillbilly cantina Me and my country girl senorita Drinkin' moonshine margaritas