Cody McCarver - Sunset Boulevard lyrics

Well, I wish I had my picture on The Rolling Stone today I wish that The Enquirer spread a rumor that I was gay Well, I wish I had some buddies, some movie stars and such 'Cause I probably wouldn't worry about the two of us as much And I'd spend all my money on caviar and c**aine And I would not remember how you broke my heart today You know I, I wish I had a super model so skinny and so wild And a waitress in Nevada, she says she's carrying my child Well I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair blowin' in the wind And I'd stop at fancy restaurants and they'd finally let me in And I'd spend all my money on caviar and c**aine And I would not remember how you broke my heart today Yeah, I wish I had my picture with the Rolling Stones today And I wish The Enquirer would spread a rumor that I was gay I wish I knew a movie star, someone like Charlie Sheen 'Cause if he'd hang out with Kato Kaelin well I guess he'd hang out with me And I'd spend all my money on caviar and Rogaine And I would not remember how you broke my heart today