And then the lights came on In the middle of the night What I should do with my life How I should spend my time I'll be a stock broker and get me a wife Have the diamonds cut Have the diamonds Let's all gather at Time Square And let's all say a prayer To Walter Disney and Mike Tyson At Madison Square Garden And the lights came on In the middle of the night What I should do with my life How I should spend my time I'll be a stock broker and get me a wife Have the diamonds cut Have the diamonds And Jesus said they're a girl's best friend And hell they'll last forever And Jesus said now take her hand And raise this harlot's ba*tard sun And the lights came on In the middle of the night What I should do with my life How I should spend my time I'll be a stock broker and get me a wife Have the diamonds cut Have the diamonds And afterwards we'll all go to hell When the money's all spent When the money's all gone There'll be a place for us in Heaven's gate Waiting for us on lay away And then the lights came on In the middle of the night What I should do with my life How I should spend my time I'll be a stock broker and get me a wife Have the diamonds cut Have the diamonds And oh what a pity the world's not white And oh what a shame I don't have blue eyes God must have been a color blind If I made the world it would be all white And oh what a pity the world's not white And oh what a shame I don't have blue eyes God must have been a color blind If I made the world it would be all white