"Gosh, your girlfriend... whoof" You're only popular on the Internet [?] is you're gonna get How much money do you wanna bet They see you in person, they'll wish you never met? Secret Internet fatty You have all the angles [?] Secret Internet fatty On your half 300 pounds [?] when you're talking to a guy [?] if you make me wanna die How many pics of you looking good on the Internet People think they know who you are Too bad you really look like sh** S.I.F