Cock Sparrer - Last Orders lyrics

The first time that I saw her it was getting kinda late I'd already had a skinful but I asked her for a date She said yes, I had a drink to celebrate Time for one last round I know the road to romance has some very rocky paths So next night I was careful and I stuck to drinking half's In an hour, in an alley with our drawers around our calf's Time for one last round The bells, the bells So loud a man can't think The bells, the bells Is there time for another drink? Fifteen minutes later we were back inside the pub She told me I was wonderful, she said she was in love I said “thank you darling, two large brandies guv” There's time for one last round The bells, the bells So loud a man can't think The bells, the bells Is there time for another drink? Four pints of lager later things went from bad to worse She came back from the toilet caught me going through her purse She said “forget the taxi, you're gonna need a hearse” There's time for one last round One tequila, two tequila, three tequila four I knew I wasn't drunk I had a good grip on the floor I puckered up to kiss her but she punched me in the jaw Time for one last round Time for one last Time for one last Time for one last round