I fit central heating, I have done it now for years I have got all the know how I have got all the gear I used to earn my money working on a building site Now Im pulling up the floorboards, soldering up the pipes And those housewifes they just cant get enough They tell me Do it, do it one more time, please Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor Do it, do it one more time, please Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door They make me cups of coffe, they make me pots of tea They make me chicken sandwiches, they do anything for me And when im in the bedroom and Im fixing up the rad, I see all the naughty toys underneath the bed And those housewifes they just cant get enough They tell me Do it, do it one more time, please Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor Do it, do it one more time, please Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door They live their lives under surburban skies Their old man works in suits and ties They think they have got it all, but they get such a suprise when they see my wad they cant belive their eyes They tell me Do it, do it one more time, please Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor Do it, do it one more time, please Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door My van aint got no road tax, and I do not charge VAT I only deal in ready cash, dont ask me for receips I will warm up your boiler, get your system rid of air You can hold my toolbag I think thats only fair And those housewifes they just cant get enough They tell me Do it, do it one more time, please Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor Do it, do it one more time, please Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door