It don't take two years to know where they stand Or private finance Hope you like your f*cking pork barrel payback A weapon or a bridge to nowhere There's nothing to gain Lost in campaigns Lost in campaigns again Off to the races we go And in the first edition I want to know Who the winner is Who won? The lame duck loves the distraction As the war rages on Lost in campaigns Lost in campaigns again Forty percent of districts are in Let's call it, gotta call it! Who's going to be the first station to call it? We'll pay for the voting machines And we'll pay for the recount