First thing that I did was buy a pack of smokes Check into a motel and consult my horoscope Sitting on the bed with the briefcase in my hands Patiently awaiting any word from high command Telekinetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real! You better believe me, brother, x-ray vision! Telekinetic prophetic dynamite! Psychic warfare is real! I know what you're thinking sister, x-ray vision! Next thing that I did was tap out Morse code With a wooden nickel on the receiver of the phone Before I could complete it, I was quickly overtaken By the angry spirits of Ronald and Nancy Reagan And on the drums, Gemini On ba** guitar, presenting Pisces On lead guitar, we have Aries And on the microphone, Scorpio! Last thing I remember I was crawling from the ruins I don't know who's to blame for that, but I know who didn't do it With every day that pa**es it keeps on getting stranger But that really doesn't bother me cause I get off on the danger.