Every time I set to write Lyricals on the women I always seem to end up The victim of some terrible a** kicking So now I'm telling myself Friend why you got the obsession? Here it is now people To the best of my recollection It goes against my Catholic upbringing I admit it I'm a s**er for The Witch s**er for The Witch I can tell you precisely Where this all began Salem, Ma**achusetts And I was hardly a man I fell madly in love with Some brand of Stevie Nicks Oh, I begged and I pleaded Like a fiend for a fix I must unburden my guilty conscience I admit it I'm a s**er for The Witch May God have mercy on my wicked soul I can't help myself I'm a s**er for The Witch I might deny her But my heart will never resist I can't help myself I'm a s**er She's made her appearances In many the rhyme And that's my cross to bear Until the end of time Better call The Inquisition Better put me to the test Give me exorcism For I am truly possessed