Who's that drifter on the side of the road on the side of the ro-o-o-oad I recognize him in a dirty old robe dirty old robe, dirty old ro-o-o-obe let's go lift him wherever he goes wherever he goes he goes he go-oes no more drifter on the side of the road on the side of the ro-o-o-oad he climbed into my big black truck my big black tru-u-u-uck he poured water in a wooden cup in a wooden cup in a wooden cu-u-u-up evil forces he said to me he said to me he said to me-e-e-e caught my good scent and on my heels and on my he-e-e-eels I will fight them whenever I can whenever I can I can I ca-an with a smile I will give my life and fight them on the other side If you see a halo at least wave as you pa** by it on the road cause that would be the drifter well on his way well on his wa-a-a-ay we pulled into a Flying J a Flying J-a-a-a there we both shared a piece of pizza pie a piece of pizza pie a piece of pizza pi-i-i-ie where you headed I asked him I asked hi-i-i-i-im New York City he said to me he said to me he said to me-e if you take me he went on to say he went on to sa-a-a-ay I will give you the map to the beyond the map to the bey-ond sounds like a good deal he paid the tip we both jumped up and got back in if you see a halo at least wave as you pa** by it on the road we stopped to sleep in east Tennessee and he took the time to go out and he did a quick jig on top of a hill and when he returned he slept for a spell Cross Bronx expressway at a quarter to four quarter to four quarter to fo-ur was a vendor selling cordless phones cordless phones cordless pho-ones drifter bought one for ten dollars ten dollars ten dolla-a-ars made a phone call it went a little like this it went a little like thi-i-i-is on my way now and will be there soon and will be there so-o-o-on bring my wet suit and my good tapshoes and my good tapsho-o-o-oes not the old ones that hang upon the wall hang upon the wa-all but the new ones in the silver case in the silver ca-a-a-ase then he hung up and chucked it out my truck chucked it out my tru-uck Central Park West I paid a price to park I paid a price to pa-ark mighty o-bliged then he winked at me then he winked at me-e-e-e what about the parking I yelled at him I yelled at hi-i-i-im oh I forgot go to the Poconos go to the Poconos