Ugly, good morning, ugly, say what's your name? Well, is you is or is you ain't? With my good looks and all my brains The two of us gonna take this whole train This whole train Well, you say you have A thousand dollars in your pocket but you've been had You've got to lose With that open invitation in the back of a caboose If you're coming then don't look back A one way ticket on a two way track I'll do the talking, all the planning too As for the money that's for me and not you Not you Well, you say you have A thousand dollars in your pocket but you've been had I take all that's mine I've been playing this game well before your time Well, you say you have A thousand dollars in your pocket but you've been had You've got to lose With that open invitation in the back of a caboose You say you have A thousand dollars in your pocket but you've been had I take all that's mine I've been playing this game, well before your time