Clutch (band) - Sleestak Lightning lyrics

I send pictures through the mail Well documented and very detailed To politicians and big celebrities But none of them are believing in me And I await their response Some send none, most send cops But man it's a dire situation And I will risk the public humiliation Sleestak lightning on my trail It's a dire situation, they are on my trail West Virginia has its Moth Man Pan handlers' got their Skunk Ape But I have a tazer and night vision goggles Costco rolls of black duct tape It's got red eyes, it's got razor claws It's got green skin, no it ain't a meth-head And after studying its behavior, objectively and critically I believe I have a reliable method