I make my move when the tower guards are changing Camouflage and evasion One minute later I'm back in your paddy wagon and receiving Re-education! [Chorus] Throw me in cuffs No chance of parole Back in the house Thirty days in the hole Segregate me from the local population Your love is incarceration! Hey! No justice to be had! I'd cop a plea to larceny and public nuisance Conspiracy and sedition But that thing that happened in Chattanooga I'm just asking for forgiveness As to the charges of verbal arson Before the court, hey, how do you plead? As to the charges of getting down Before the court, hey, how do you plead? To all the charges that are laid before me I confess I am guilty in the first degree! I dig my way out with a plastic spoon and thimble Hide the dirt in the cages 'Cause that thing that happened in Chattanooga With a garden hose and Yellow Pages!