When I hear cream cheese I think of sleaze But you do it with such great ease Suzie Cream Cheese, spreadin yourself thin on a cracker The Ritz just wanna whack her Old Ritz wanna pack her In high heels that stack her Tall and thin, you'd think she would win Her walk has done her in - I'm talking "to the trash bin" Suzie Cream Cheese, you do sleaze in a breeze with looks that please Pa**ing for smart in exchange for a squeeze Step on "Miss Foil" feelin high and royal Enjoy it while you can 'cause it always end With you spreadin yourself thin in some Ritz's den Jerkin on some skin again and again til you're in his trash bin Just remember, you're a pretty, pretty girl wrapped in tin foil You were not born to toil but, eventually to be spoiled Tomorrow's another day Just keep an eye on your expiration date