Sam is a friend is, is a friend of mine He knows just how to laugh and shout Get up early at the break of day And you might just catch him out. He's got a smile and a plastic gun And a good old cowboy hat Get up early and you'll see him ride Shootin' up the alley round the back. All he wants is a chocolate bar The lavatory now and again A friend or two and a family who Will love him when he comes in. He don't worry and he don't care About the same things I do He just thinks about Captain Kirk And an' he hollers out scoobedoo. Well I wish I was not quite so old With a house and a car and a headache Get up early at the crack of dawn And you might just see me break. All I want is a rest from all the fever and the fret Give me a ride on Sam's old horse And I wish I was where he was at And I wish I was where he was at. Sam is a friend is, is a friend of mine He knows just how to laugh and shout Get up early at the break of day And you might just, see him. Sam is a friend, is a friend of mine.