Cliff Clavin - Return to Nothing lyrics

The Earth, the air, the fire, the water, return, return, return, return Foolish f**ing mortals. It's all gonna change. It's gonna be over soon (Hook - x4) Ashes to ashes, from dust to dust Liquid to gas, from gla** to rust When Fire got wind that Water and Earth merged It got burnt by jealousy and caused Lightning to surge Right then the birds tried to escape the rain As humans in the hovel held to huddle round the flame Bubbles was to blame for the chain of events The element of Air and Water had a daughter named Rinse And since she soaked the paper, Vapor seen it as beef He asked Fire to spark that sh** and lick the greens of her leaf Now this means the Chief, Peace had ceased to exist Earth was firm in the breeze but trees were burnt to a crisp But drift would've made it to all the sands of ? plans Magma was surely waiting for the first crack at land So River ran to Ocean, the erosion must stop But the wind brought hurricanes and pounded rain on the rocks Well at the mountain top, Lightning plotted with Thunder But Lava had enough and it erupted from under Summer was heating up but greenhoused from the vapors Ice was thawing quick and this was pissing of glaciers May nature go bezerk a ocean current was changing Rearranging the weather front into a c*nt that was raging A wild fire blazing, raising hell in a brush With empires that burned as well eventually fell in the dust (Hook - x6)