Clif Norrell - Egg Shaped Fred lyrics

I'm sick of all this scratching around I'm calling Fred to come and give me a hand He's the queen of all the shops where he shops And he's the king of all the scene, to be seen Skinima nosebreak Fatima toothpaste Penelope cheapskate Claudia farmgate We're taking egg shaped Fred for tea We'll make them sit strategically We'll test their egg-ability We'll make them meet He only wants to get in your kecks So he can carry out his own little test He only wants to get in your pants Because he knows that you have played in a band Skinima nosebreak Fatima toothpaste Penelope cheapskate Claudia farmgate Mavis she knows Mavis she knows She's got all these things around her All things to no men She see you in hell I'll go shopping instead He will send his centipede to sort ya' He stretched it out to make it two foot taller