Click CC - Roller Unity lyrics

[Intro: Link & Rhett] How did we get ourselves into this situation? Pitily divided over wheel orientation [Verse 1: Link & Rhett] You look like you stepped in the glue And then stepped on some toddler's skateboard But at least you're not a toddler 'Cause they annoy me a lot more And you look like a rejected extra From that movie Battlefield Earth But at least you're not a scientologist 'Cause, man, they are the worst [Pre-Chorus: Rhett & (Link)] Sure, there are some differences between you and me (You're not as cool as me) But we share something that makes us unique [Chorus: Both] We've got wheels That makes us better Why judge each other When we can judge everybody else together? We've got wheels That's how we roll And everyone else Is a bu*thole People without wheels are bu*tholes [Verse 2: Both, Rhett & Link We shouldn't waste our lives Living as roller discriminators When I think we can both agree That we absolutely hate ice skaters Look at them with their frilly clothes And their skates that will not roll We should herd 'em into ice skating camps And never let them go [Pre-Chorus 2: Both] Sure, compared to me, you are inferior But compared to the rest of the world, we are superior [Chorus: Both] We've got wheels That makes us better Why judge each other When we can judge everybody else together? We've got wheels That's how we roll And everyone else Is a bu*thole People without wheels are bu*tholes [Outro: Both] People without wheels are bu*tholes