Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy? lyrics

Go to sleep little baby Before the boogie man gets you When you'll awake, We'll pat a little cake And ride the pretty little pony... (spoken) Shhh...uhuhuh... It's OK Ahhh...You so cute...you little wookie wookie wookie wookie Was it my singin??? You look so much like your daddy Ha ha Who's your daddy? No I'm just kiddin' I love you so very much You want.. Uh come here to me... OOOH... (sniffs) Shooo...I think it's time for you to change your little bitty diaper That little boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie I love you so much...but I wish you would just quit crying. Well I'm sittin here rockin our cute little baby Tell me why you just won't stop cryin' My little souvenir from Dollywood last Valentine's Yeah I burped you twice sounded good Did everything a father should Read Barney and nursery rhymes I guess your momma needs a girls night out every once in a while I put on a brand new diaper baby Huh huh don't you wet it Everything was going just fine Till's you threw up on me when I fed ya Where's your mommy I'm going crazy Call up a buddy I need a friend Cause I'm a new dad Who don't know what to do When a tummy starts to rumblin Your diaper's droopin' You won't stop poopin' Now I have stood all I can stand Where's your mommy little baby You've got a dummy for a dad... (spoken) Shhh come on what's wrong with you Your tummy tummy tummy hurt you Little pookie pookie pookie pookie Quit cryin' please... Well...you're still up past your bedtime baby Huh huh...ain't cha...Now I've about had it I never knew what your momma went through But I do now and I know UH I'm no good at it Where's your mommy I'm going crazy How'd you get muddy? Where have you been? It's that dang doggie door That you keep crawlin through I'll have to nail that thing shut again You sure are screamin' You must be teethin I want your bottle I burned my hand Where's your mommy little baby You've got a dummy for a dad... Here comes your mommy little baby And your daddy sure is glad...