Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right to Remain Violent lyrics

Well, I asked you to dance Now my nose is broken Must've said somethin' wrong Gosh, I was just jokin' But it's hard not to cry With a gussied up eye My face sprayed with mace If ya didn't wanna dance You could've just said so And if I'd only ducked fast Then I wouldn't have bled so Do you think there's a chance You could call an ambulance? Oh God, I'm in pain You have no right to remain violent That kick to my crotch Uh, that was very uncalled for You continued to beat and beat me 'Till I was black and blue I've been wantin' you But not any longer 'Cause it's brutally clear That you're so much stronger I'm madder than fire My jaws are both wired One hell of a date I didn't know my bladder had failed me Until I looked down at my pants I think I'm in desperate need of hospitalization But I ain't got no danged insurance You have no right to remain violent That kick to my crotch Uh, that was very uncalled for You continued to beat and beat me 'Till I was black and blue I've been wantin' you But not any longer 'Cause it's brutally clear That you're so much stronger 'Cause I'm madder than fire My jaws is both wired That's one hell of a date I bought a camcorder Got a restrainin' order Now lay you're hands on me I guess that's what you get when you ask a perfect stranger to dance.