Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got a Butt) Bigger Than the Beatles lyrics

She cooks with lard Loves hot food bars A quart of sweet tea And fried pork skin Can't get enough Eats till shes stuffed Goes to the bath room And then she comes back again She thinks she looks just like Maddona When she runs her greasy fingers Through her bleach blonde hair Most times she'll place another order And lordy have mercy On that little bitty chair She's got a bu*t bigger than the beatles Eattin' me out of house and home Her booty size Well it oughtta be illegal She has a hard time sittin' on the throne Hamburgers, hotdogs, cheese fries, and colslaw A dozen bear claw yum yum yum Loves sausage links, hates diet drinks Takes up both seats in a two seater car Her doctor said lay off the bread But he didn't say nuthin' bout a snickers bar She drinks sweet milk by the gallon And she'd never eat a salad or a lean cuisine Then she'll lay spread out on the hammoc After she's done her damage at the dairy queen She's got a but bigger than the beatles Folks make fun cause she's over grown Her rumps shack like a voltswagon beetle She gives new meaning to the words big boned Bagles and cream cheese vaniller ice cream A tub of whip cream yum yum yum No you won't find her name on the weight loss of fame Down at jenny craig's When she cleans 'em out at the waffle house They'll bring in more ham and eggs Eww eww eww She's got a but bigger than the beatles Her favorite food is chocolate ding dongs She's wide enough to play line backer for the eagles Deon sanders better leave her alone Try chicken that's baked or a fat free milk shake For god sakes stop the insanity Weight watchers yeah Weight watchers yeah Yeah I watched her weight I watched it go from one seventeen and a quarter When i married her To three hundred and seventeen and a half Two and a half years later mooo But I still love you hunny