Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All the Time lyrics

Oh Gosh, Here We Go Again A Fella can't get no rest around this joint Well, she got up this mornin' at 6 a.m. She was as grumpy as can be Not a snowballs chance of sleepin' late 'Cuz she started vacuuming Said: "Get your lazy bu*t up Cledus You gotta take me to the mall Don't forget to bring them credit cards 'Cuz I'm a'gonna use 'em all" Wives do it all the time We can't meet all their demands A bunch of female General Schwarzkopfs A'barkin' off their commands They spend all our money it's a mystery How us menfolk can survive Oh why do we can't tell if they break a nail Wives do it all the time Oh, her makeup's scattered all over the place & the bathrooms a cloud of dust Didn't leave no gas in my pick up & she hates the way I get my hair cut You know you sure are a cold one baby You get green with jealousy When I steal your Victoria Sacret Or what Mindy on CMT Wives do it all the time We can't meet all their demands You know they loose all their sweetness When we give 'em that weddin' band They spend all our money it's a mystery How us menfolk can survive Well they never fail to find a sale Wives do it all the time Well she might just get frisky tonight So I won't get nowhere near her & if she says: "Cledy, come on to bed" I'll pretend I don't hear her OOOOOO They spend all our money it's a mystery How us menfolk can survive Beats all I ever saw they'll bankrupt us all Wives do it all the time Yeah wives do it All the time, all the time Wives do it All the time, all the time Wives do it All the time, all the time Wives do it Mine does it all the time