Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready lyrics

Parody of Little Bitty by Alan Jackson (Tom T. Hall) Halfnote Music (BMI) New lyrics by Richard f*gan/Cledus T. Judd If Music, Inc. (ASCAP)/Cledus Crap Anthems/La-Po Music, Inc. (SESAC) Uh...I met Shania Twain and I met ol Tim McGraw Billy Ray Cyrus and little David Ball A little bit of luck and my life will be complete There's a little bitty blonde that I'd really want to meet I sure like Mindy McCready Start pumpin iron and a-eatin my Wheaties Got to get in shape If I want to get a date But first I gotta lose a little bit of weight MINDY My little bitty sweetie in her little nighty gown A litty bitty kiss and I'd probably come unwound I love to watch her dance and I like to watch her sing Want a little better look at her belly bu*ton ring I sure like Mindy McCready Take a little ride down to Panama City Just the two of us on her little bitty bus With a whole lot of love and whole lot of lust MC CREADY I work a little job for a crummy little check Heck I'd trade it all for a hug around the neck Paid a lot of hope for my little bitty scheme Cause I could never fit in her litte bitty jeans I'm a good old boy she's a pretty little girl Wish I had a chance to rock her little bitty world I'm a little bit insane cause I love her somethin fierce Gonna go and get my big old belly bu*ton pierced UGH I'd sure like to meet Mindy McCready Give me half a chance and buddy yes indeed-y Guys do it all the time I'd better get in line Better go and buy her some of Deana Carter's wine I sure love Mindy McCready Start pumpin iron and a-eatin my Wheaties Got to get in shape If I want to get a date But first I gotta lose a little bit of weight I'd sure like to meet Mindy McCready Give me half a chance and buddy yes indeed-y Guys do it all the time I'd better get in line Better go and buy her some of Deana Carter's wine Hey Mindy I got your (Kryptonite???)