Cledus T. Judd - Every Bulb in the House Is Blown lyrics

I told you I'd leave some flares on In case you ever wanted to find my home You frowned and said, "Well the damn law should arrest ya" Now this old house keeps falling apart So I went down to the local Wal Mart And bought this Coleman lantern to impress you 'Cause every light in the house is blown I keep on a clapping but the don't clap on House looks like where the Amish live There's really no point to pay the power bill 'Cause every light in the house is blown The number's won't even light up on my telephone 'Cause every light in the house is blown It got awful damn depressing The bulbs all blew out one by one And I just can't afford right now to replace them Until then I'll sit here in the dark 'Cause I can't get this old generator to start I've got four batteries but I don't want to waste 'em 'Cause every light in the house is blown I'd love to sell the place but it can't be shown Looks just like where the Clampets lived Before they packed up and moved to Beverly Hills Every light in the house is blown No more reading Country Weekly While I'm on the throne 'Cause every light in the house is blown Can't see a damn thing 'til the crack of dawn House looks like where Ben Franklin's born The boy flew a kite in an electrical storm Every light in the house is blown I was hoping maybe the Trace would float me a loan 'Cause every light in the house is blown