Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas lyrics

Bruce Burch/Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark Foray Music/Caretaker Music controlled and admin. by Foray Music (SESAC)/Cledus Crap Anthems admin. by Bradley Music Mgt. Inc.(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. by Bradley Music Mgt. Inc. (ASCAP) Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas The kids have already started making out their wish list All of those brand new toys they opened up this morning Should come with a warning: Soon becomes old and boring. Back to the malls there's not one second to waste Use Grandma's car and get a handicapped parking space CHORUS There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas HO HO HO No here we go again... Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas Manger scenes are on sale get a free Baby Jesus So many gifts to buy So little cash to spend The second to spend The second that it ends It starts all over again. Might as well leave the tree up And the lights right where they are It may seem far away But it's really not that far CHORUS I say that's 364 days times 24 hours 4 times 4 is 16 4 times 6 is 24 plus 1 is 25 4 times 3 is 12 plus 4 is 14 Drop the zeroes down 2 times 4 is 8 2 times 6 is 12 plus 2 is 12 2 times 3 is 6 plus 7 drop the zero That's 6 8 plus 5 is 13 14 times 2 is 7 7 plus 1 That's 8,736 hours to Christmas My gosh that ain't much time I think I' better go I think that was right Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas I can't believe how little stress-free time that gives us The credit's all been maxed out But there's still layaway Start now and you might pay It off before the holiday Scratch out those names We can re-use those Christmas cards Save the wrapping paper And keep the snow chains on the tires CHORUS Blow blow blow And lots of dough Ho Ho Ho No here we go again