Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball lyrics

Jim Beavers-Brett Beavers-Mike Waldron Skronk Bonk Tunes adnim by MCS Music America Inc. (BMI)/Sony/ATV Songs LLC a/b/a Tree Publishing Company (BMI)/Barefoot Tacks Publishing (ASCAP) SANTA HO HO HO HO HO hohohohohohoho And what do you want for Christmas little Sam? SAM I want the Billy Gilman action figure SANTA What about you Suzie? SUZIE I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene SANTA And what about you Cledus? CLEDUS Well Santa It's not what I want. It's what I want to give... It's Christmastime in Nashville for country singers one and all I'm going to give a right nutty party It's Cledus' Christmas Ball I sent out the invitations Heck I even rented out the hall And I've got a big SACK full of presents Male CHORUS Cledus' Christmas ball... Dolly Parton brought two JUGS (*wolf whistle*) Of wine everyone admired Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog Female chorus Chestnut's roasting on an open fire Somebody get Mark off of there Ah the twin fiddles are playing' And it's a sewingin' time for all YEE HAW Everybody's dancin' around Male CHORUS Cledus' Christmas ball HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO Shania'a under the mistletoe And that line was slap down the hall Boy I hope she enjoys kissin' Male CHORUS Cledus' Christmas ball Willie Nelson's homemade brownies Brought us all good cheer Garth retired early again CHORUS But he'll be back next year You can count on THAT The party's dyin' down now So here's my present to you all haha Come check out MY package Male CHORUS Cledus' Christmas ball It's a little bitty piece of me to you Male CHORUS Cledus' Christmas ball CHORUS It's an ornament for your Christmas tree Cledus' Christmas :Ball : :SUZIE :Hey :That's not Santa : : CTJ :SHHHH : :SUZIE :That's Kenny Rogers :The Gambler : :CTJ :Hush yer mouth Merry Christmas from Cledus T. Judd HO HO HO