Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day in Parodies lyrics

Parody of "Just Another Day In Paradise" by Phil Va**ar (P. Va**ar/Craig Wiseman) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark Writers screamin Phones ringin My lawyer says that the mailman's bringing me a stack of cease and desist Man I'm getting sick and tired of this After my last album My accountant Said I owed about a hundred thousand In legal bills retainer fees Wish everybody'd stop suing me Cause all I did was take a hit song Swear I didn't know it When I rewrote it That I was doing anything wrong Well if Phil Va**ar's mad at me Well it's just another day in parodies Well there's no song that's safe from me Well it makes sure, we'll see But I won't get any royalties Still I ask my label pretty please Ooh oooh for just another day in parodies I'm a big star New cars Never thought I'd take a joke this far At the CMA's I sit beside Garth Brooks and his ex-wife But lately seems like I catch hell for every song I write Funny videos I've done a few Making people laugh is all I wanna do But last might I had a bad dream CMT banned me GAC canned me They won't play no more comedy Well lawsuits legalese It's just another day in parodies But there's nothing else I can really sing I'll take one of Faith's Two of Tim's I always have good luck with them That's my very own recipe Ooo For just another day in parodies If Shania Twain's mad at me It's just another day in parodies But deep down she want to be Cledus T Cha-ching, cha-ching I wish the cash register would ring Oh I bet that Weird Al would agree Ooo It's just another day in parodies It's just another day in parodies