Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman lyrics

Well the last thing I need, is a lazy housewife If your gonna lay around and sleep all day You better work third shift a night In a carpet mill or a truck stop Even if it's for minimum wage Oh you can get yourself some pasties And get up there on that stage Now the Baptist look down on you But don't listen to their lip Cause you can dance bu*t neked on a big bra** poll As long as you're making tips I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broad All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all get a job You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home You can't sit and watch soap operas while I work hard all day long So here's to all my brothers out there pulling down O. T. Ah let me get a big hell yah, from the working men like me Hell yah (Hell yah) Employee discounts, well their real nice I hear the head cashier at Wal-Mart can get fishing lures half price Ain't that s*** really s*** when a woman saves money And what really turns me on is a two income family So even if it's part time bagging groceries at the store You better get out there and punch that clock Cause I'm sick of being poor I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broad All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all get a job You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home You can't lay there eating Bon Bons while I work hard all week long So here's to all the woman who think money grows on trees Ah let me get a big hell no, from the working mens like me Hell no (Hell no) I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broad All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all get a job You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home You can't sit and watch soap operas while I work hard all day long So here's to all my brothers out there putting in forty Ah let me get a big hell yah, from the working men like me Hell yah (Hell yah) Hell yah (Hell yah) (Hell yah)