Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie lyrics

[Parody of "Celebrity" by Brad Paisley] They come off sounding pretty pompous, each time they open their mouth You can't believe it when you hear it, what they let come rollin' out Don't know why they're so super-hateful, ain't like they've got it so bad If they'd do more singin' and less talkin' I think we'd all be glad Say goodbye to Natalie Adios Martie and Emily They think that they're too cool The chicks no longer rule All country fans agree Now they're threatenin' to quit Like we really give a (YEAH!) They say they're goin' pop Garth, he tried and flopped But we won't soon forget Martie, Em and Natalie Was it the lack of nominations at this year's CMA's? (aww) That got them tradin' in their banjos for a drum machine and DJ's Next thing you know they'll be on Soul Train out on the road with Eminem They'll put some bling-bling in their videos and we'll all make fun of them (laughter) Say goodbye to Natalie Adios Martie and Emily The only folks in line Are holding picket signs And burning Chicks CDs Wasn't it a sight to see Them posing naked on a magazine Now everybody knows They're overexposed If you know what I mean Martie, Em and Natalie So go load up your tour bus and pull on out 'Cause your careers may soon be done You bunch of multi-platinum jacka** millionaires Hey, hey, rock 'n' roll, here they come! Say goodbye to Natalie Adios Martie and Emily We hate to see you leave Why can't we be friends Please don't be mad at me Martie, Em and Natalie See ya later Natalie You are the weakest link. Goodbye.