Cledus T. Judd - I Love NASCAR lyrics

[Parody of "I Love This Bar" by Toby Keith] We got owners, favorite drivers Boy that Tony Stewart's a whiner (crying) And we got rookies, advertisers Like...Uh let's see: Havoline, Target, Sharpie, Caterpillar, Nextel, Mountain Dew, Dupont, Lowe's, Home Depot, Kodak, M&Ms, UPS, Tide, Alltel, Gillette, Kelloggs, Viagra, Dewalt, and uhhh Budweiser But the trophy girls still Have my favorite parts (whistles) Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR We got cautions, we got pit stops You can't hear a dang thang once The flag drop And poor Kyle Petty and Swerving Marlin Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin Cause that Viagra car has always driven hard Vrrrooomm Vrrooomm Vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR I love NASCAR it's my kinda race Just watching Jeff Gordon plow up a wall Puts a smile on Dale Jr.'s face No caviar, its beer and MOPAR Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks And about a million screamin rednecks And ole Jeff Burton and poor Mike Skinner Well they've done forgot what its like to be a winner And Ken Schrader's still ain't sure who his sponsors are Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR *Cledus Talking to Pit Crew I like football (I like football) I like my wrestling I like a good game of air hockey I like some ping pong now and then How bout you Toby? (Toby Keith) Well I love NASCAR it's my kinda race Just to see Big E back on the track Would put a smile on every face No one drove a car quite like Earnhardt Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom I love NASCAR Gentlemen start your engines I love NASCAR