Cledus T. Judd - ____ Is Funny lyrics

I was down in mexico puttin' on a little show but noone was laughin' at the jokes I told no I guess my perides but trasnlate then my tummy started rumbling from the tacos I ate I had to think fast I toke a chance I moved the microphone around the back of my pants would they all laugh I didn't know I bent down and let it go (in backgroud) ole cledus! (backup singers) Its the same around the world (backup singers) Even out in budapest Is funny then there was a time I went over to china I saw the great wall an' I had a great timea seperated from my tour group a found a litte place an' got some wan-tan soup I sat with a man named Mr. Mariyachi he talked to much and ate beef tariyachi in all of his chatter I thought it wouldn't matter I almost made my own po-po platter wo wo wo you a funny guy cleduson It's the same around the world even on Mt. Everest is funny it was a perfect hour at the effel tower I gave my french giflfreind a bunch of flowers she leaned over to kiss me I asked her if she loved me and I said wee-wee(wee-wee) we found a little cafe on the sidewalk so we could have dinner and a nice talk I thought I ruined the mood with all that french food maybe let a little bit of pepelapew The united nations needs its infromation an' maybe there wont be any misinterpution they wont be able to talk aout war they when they hear a theyll be rollin' on the floor its the same around the world let one rip its the best wew is funny weww you know whats funny you laughing right now I CAN SAY PULL MY FINGER IN 14 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES and everybody laughs every single time the kids laugh you laugh your brother laughs everybody laughs its the universal language