Everyone's gonna look at me Confounded by my decency I've got no tales of personal tragedy Well, everyone's gonna know my name They'll talk about my new found fame Alluding to my functional family Said she liked a simple melody She brought me on stage for a bow I stood there laughing, all I said was Wow, Courtney loves me now Courtney loves me Now, my friends they all want to know Is this for real or is it just a show They're taking bets on when I'm history Well, all her friends are gonna tell her things Shared apartments, diamond rings Oh, that cell phone's an absolute necessity Said she liked the way I kissed her cheek She brought me upstairs, grabbed a towel I stood there laughing, all I said was Wow, Courtney loves me now Courtney loves me now Courtney loves me Courtney's fond of telling me Everything she used to be Bridget Fonda's telling her Let's go for steaks, baby You could wear your fur Then I'll ask to have her hand I'll hold it as she quits the band She whispers playfully you can open up for me Buy a house, maybe hit the road Share a joint, maybe share the load And laugh about our friends, they're history Said she liked the way I licked her feet She brought me upstairs, showed me how I stood there laughing, all I said was Wow, Courtney loves me now Courtney loves me now Courtney loves me now Courtney loves me now