You are sultry, dirty, soft and hard You are close to me and youre so far And Im thinking of the time we spent together Now Ill bury this in my backyard Sometimes I sit and wonder But Ill never dial your number 'Cause Im having fun looking out for number one And Im doing all the things I like to do Im having fun 'cause I knew it all along Id be better off without you You are guilty, pretty, high and low Youre a place to stay and a time to go And Im searching through the things you left behind here But its time for me to let it go Sometimes I sit and wonder But Ill never dial that number 'Cause Im having fun looking out for number one And Im doing all the things I like to do Im having fun 'cause I knew it all along Id be better off without you, better off without you Late at night you pick up the telephone Call me up and cry 'cause youre all alone, I dont care Apologize for taking my cigarettes Now its time to feel all the side effects Missing the life you had Now, Im having fun looking out for number one And Im doing all the things I like to do Im having fun 'cause I knew it all along Id be better off without you, better off without you Better off without you