Clark Gesner - Glee Club Rehearsal (dupl) lyrics

Schroeder: Of course it's surprising, but I'm sure Lucy knows now that she can't be crabby anymore Sally : Anymore Schroeder: Where is everybody? I told them to be here Sally: Told them to be here Schroeder: If we don't rehearse we can't sing at the a**embly tomorrow Sally: a**embly tomorrow Schroeder: Charlie Brown! Sally: Charlie Brown! Schroeder: Linus! Sally: Linus! Schroeder and Sally: Lucy! Lucy: Give me back my pencil, you blockhead!! Linus: No! Not until you give me back my crayons! Lucy: That is my best pencil! If you don't give me back my pencil, I'll tell Sally what you said about her! Schroeder:Stop that! We gotta rehearse! You're late! Sally: What did you say about me, Linus? Lucy: He said -- Linus: Lucy. . Schroeder: Stop that! Charlie Brown: Sorry , I'm late -- Schroeder: There is no time to be sorry! Sally: What did he say? Lucy: He said that... Schroeder: Quiet!! Now remember this is a mood piece, we must paint a picture with music and words... and concentrate! All: Ahhhh Schroeder: Remember. . . adagio con brio! All: Oh give me a home Where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play. . Lucy: Give me my pencil All: Where seldom is heard a discouraging word Linus: Not on your life All: And the skies are not cloudy all day Sally: If you don't tell me what you told Lucy I'm just going to scream Lucy: Give me my pencil you blockhead!! All: Home, home on the range Lucy: Give me my pencil Linus: No! All: Where the deer and the antelope play Where seldom is heard a discouraging word Linus: Not until you promise not to tell her Lucy: What are you trying to do? Stifle my freedom of speech? All: Where seldom is heard Lucy: Give me my pencil! All: A discouraging word Linus: No promise no pencil! All: And the skies are not cloudy all day (Lucy slips Sally the pencil, and Sally holds it up, teasing Linus) Sally: What pencil? (She laughs) (Linus grabs the pencil back.) Linus: No! Give me that pencil!! All: Oh, give me a land where the bright diamond sand........ Schroeder: Sing!!! All: Flows leisurely down the stream........... Charlie Brown (to Linus): Why did you take Sally's pencil? Linus: Aaaaaarrrrrrggg !! All: There the graceful, white swan goes gliding along......... Sally : What did he call me? All: Like a maid in a heavenly dream Lucy: He said, he said you were... an enigma! All:Home, home on the range...... Sally: An enigma? Charlie Brown: An enigma? Snoopy: An enigma? Sally: Boy that makes me... What a terrible thing to call a... What's an enigma? Never mind!! Charlie Brown, Schroeder and Snoopy: Where the deer and the...... Lucy: What's an enigma? Charlie Brown, Schroeder And Snoopy: Antelope Charlie Brown: What's an enigma? All: Play Snoopy: What's an en . . Lucy: Hey !! He's still got my pencil! (Now she storms off) Charlie Brown and Schroeder: Where seldom is heard a discouraging word... Schroeder: And the skies are not cloudy all day!