(with Chris Carmack) You ain't dolly You ain't porter She’s a little bit fuller Yeah? Well you’re a whole lot shorter Let’s dance all night and fill the juke box full a quarters Coz you ain't Dolly No? and you ain't porter I noticed you right of the back in them cowboy boots Who couldn’t help but see you in that rhinestone suit Well that’s coz I’m the reigning queen of karaoke night Well if I get drunk enough to sing hell I just might But hey now don’t you worry cowboy coz I’ll get your through We’ll sing a cheating song just like they used to do Coz you ain't Dolly And you ain't Porter She’s a little bit fuller Oh sweetheart you’re a whole lot shorter Let’s drink all night and fill the juke box full a quarters Coz you ain't Dolly No and you ain't Porter You’ll probably see me country singing on the voice some day Yeah and I’m the guy they wrote about in 50 shades of grey Why don’t you come on back to my place and you can have your way Baby that sounds tempting but I just can’t stay Oh oh we won first prize cowboy let’s just split the dough Honey I will always love you but we’ll never know Coz you ain't Dolly Babe you ain't no Porter She’s a little bit fuller And you’re a damn sight shorter We danced all night and filled the juke box full a quarters Coz you ain't Dolly And you ain't Porter no no You ain’t Dolly No and you ain’t Porter