Cla**ified - Having Kids Is Easy lyrics

[Cla**ified & Samples:] Alright Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother Give me a sec No one said having kids is easy [Verse 1:] Alright kids, settle down Run into the other room Daddy needs a couple minutes No more comin' the booth sh** it's hard to raise kids, sorry, shouldn't swear Well, not around the youngins' They'll repeat what they hear How come ever since I had kids life switched up Now I gotta watch over my shoulder when I twist up I can't even smoke in my own house, it's tough I'm trying to stay positive but sometimes kids s** I'm trying to get 'em on a schedule Come on, eat your vegetables don't throw them on the floor please I need a break and the wife need a date But we fall asleep at eight reading bed time stories I should be going out, supposed to be a rap star Instead I'm home, watching Frozen and Madagascar Cars or Babar, some other crap I don't really want to watch My whole social life is falling off Thanks kids What? I ain't bought enough for you? You want to cry for something new, here's a handkerchief And if you keep it up, don't think I won't spank a kid I don't know if I can handle this Man I was living the dream [Hook - Cla**ified & Samples:] Then I woke up, up, up I heard the baby crying in the other room Screaming and cryin' I'm tryna sleep Then I woke up, up I'm at my whits end, about to loose it If it ain't one thing, it's a motherf**ing nother Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother If it ain't one thing, it's a motherf**ing nother Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother Daddy and my mother Daddy and my mother Never said having kids was easy Word to my daddy and my mother My daddy and my mother [Verse 2:] Man, I'm trying to stay confident But I think I'm finally loosing it Lord please help me, I'm praying to the crucifix Weed makes me calm but gotta smoke outdoors And can't watch p**n on my home computer no more Cause pop-ups will pop-up, and I ain't havin' that Used to have patience with kids Now I'm lackin' that No, no more questions I thought I made this sh** clear Kids were not there yet, we'll be there when we get there Now sit down These kids always diss me I bought a couch last week, they wrecked a couch week this week Takin' home for dinner because they say they're hungry Barely eat a thing, what a f**ing waste of money Sorry I'm still cursing, look what they makin' of me I want the last slice They always take it from me So it's all about them now yeah, not about me "daddy are you dying?" No I'm not, now get out please I'm tryin' to work so I can pay for that shirt you're growing out of Baby that's my motive I take the good with the bad That's what change will bring It's tough to being a good dad but wouldn't change a thing My life's a dream [Hook - Cla**ified & Samples:] Then I woke up, up, up I heard the baby crying in the other room Screaming and cryin' So I got up I can't leave her in the other room Screaming and cryin' I'm at my whits end, about to loose it If it ain't one thing, it's a motherf**ing nother Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother If it ain't one thing, it's a motherf**ing nother Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother Daddy and my mother Daddy and my mother Never said having kids was easy Word to my daddy and my mother My daddy and my mother Never said having kids was easy I'm just playing I love my kids, I just need some sleep though It's pretty bad when you got to go on tour to get sleep It's not even just my kids man, it's my boys kids I never to get to hangout with my friends anymore Let your parents come out [Cla**ified & Samples:] I can't watch what I want to watch on TV Can't play any of my old rap CD's And every movie that we watch is PG Never said having kids was easy Never said having kids was easy Never said having kids was easy