Don't dare try to kiss me and tell me that it just ain't true I saw you last night talking to the girl you told me you outgrew You know how I am and how I like to keep an open mind And I wouldn't want to give the impression I'm of the jealous kind. I'm well aware that talkin isn't known to be a major crime And boy should I know, cause I do it time and time And though the evidence is really only circumstantial But however if I think too deep it could turn quite substantial. Is this deceit? Is this deceit? Or coincidental you two should meet Is this deceit? Is this deceit? Cause co-incidentally can't stand a cheat I'm never one to act on impulse, I prefer to wait and while I'm sitting here now, I'm doing my best to differentiate Is my man for real, or is he just a fakin two-timer Am I making a mountain out of something that is relatively minor. I always try to think twice before I ever like to start a quarrel So a very close eye on my man will be my latest moral And should any of his out-grown girls come within my beady eye And a chirpy chirpin starts I'll tell my man he can go fly. Is this deceit? Is this deceit? Or coincidental you two should meet Is this deceit? Is this deceit? Cause co-incidentally can't stand a cheat.