It's one after two, still glued to the tube and I'm missing you. One night by the phone, two rings and you're gone and I'm back here sleeping alone. Why should I worry? All's well and it's fair. I'm only a number, who cares? What Flood's one after two? It's one after two, is it afternoon? I can't ask my room. I' m happy here on my own, will someone please leave me alone? I reach the doorway, But the milkman's gone. Why should I worry? All's well and it's fair. I'm only a number, who cares? What good's one after two?