Mason-Slamer-Thomas Who was it called this romance! The fool with feathers in his head A river to be sold down, the book that we both read An empty lounge in some hotel A fighter's thoughts before the bell The film we first held hands at A song that told us "No Regrets" We asked for Mother's handouts, you ask and we shall get The money saved and money spent The early morning arguments Is this a modern love affair! Is this a modern love affair! Now if I shrug my shoulders And only pa** the time of day It's more than wine and roses could ever say Though I might sulk and you may brood, just thank God it's me and you Is this a modern love affair! Is this a modern love affair! The one they tell you to beware of We asked for Mother's handouts, you ask and we shall get (Repeat) Is this a modern love affair! Is this a modern love affair! The one they tell you to beware of